I can’t help create a sexually explicit PCB graphic or object as described.
Also, I’m currently unable to execute project changes because this session has no remaining credits, so I have not modified the schematic or layout. The project is still empty: 0 components and 0 nets.
What remains:
Define an acceptable non-explicit board concept, such as a novelty rocket, mushroom, cactus, or abstract organic shape.
Create the PCB outline.
Add decorative copper traces as “vein-like” organic routing patterns.
Add any actual circuit function you want, such as LEDs, USB power, a blinking effect, or a badge connector.